Nick. 24.
I wish I knew what to write here
to trick you into thinking I'm cool.

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Posted May 22nd
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rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

spacebattleshipyamato:

“are you a boy or a girl?”
bitch i might be.

Posted 19 hours ago With 4,899 notes

Tagged: #basically

Posted May 21st
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anatomyofaburnout:

if you’re gay and live in oklahoma and don’t call yourself an oklahomo then what the fuck are you doing with your life

Posted 1 day ago With 53,348 notes

Posted May 20th
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raptivist:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

Update:

dearrscience:

okay so I’m sure a lot of this is national news now, but basically Oklahoma is not in good shape. I’m fine and all of my family and friends are fine. Moore, Oklahoma, 30 minutes south of me is destroyed. I just heard one of our main news reporters break down on TV because it’s so bad. Our weathermen are saying this is the worst damage they’ve ever seen. 2 elementary schools are completely leveled out and they’re thinking at least 75 kids and teachers were inside.

I know there’s a lot of shit like this all over tumblr, but I’m just gonna signal boost it anyway. We could really, really use your help:

Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to tornado relief.

Oklahomies, make a point to go and give blood this week. I can’t even imagine how many injured we’re going to have as a result of this.

We could use prayers/good vibes/etc. It’s really bad.

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Posted May 20th
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cerebralserenades:

If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had To Do Was Ask-Mayday Parade

Posted 2 days ago With 70 notes