February 2012
198 posts
4 tags
Is it weird that sometimes I wish Kermit the Frog...
pleasant-tomorrow:
1 tag
Fun fact: There is nothing more obnoxious than having people in relationships tell you how easy it is to meet people. Just kindly check your privilege at the door and shut the hell up. Let me be passive aggressive in peace.
Also, there are new colorful buttons on my dash. So pretty.
1 tag
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
Ugh, I woke up this morning to find Kermit had, sometime in the middle of the night, broken into my house, finished my only bottle of wine, and then passed out in my chair after his big Oscar night last night. I’m assuming the sunglasses are for when he eventually wakes up with a hangover.
It’s not a big deal, because I totally photobombed him. That’ll show him.
...
1 tag
4 tags
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loversdreamersandyou:
WE WON IT!
1 tag
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
3 tags
7 tags
Anonymous asked: look down. touch.
1 tag
Anonymous asked: boobs
1 tag
4 tags
3 tags
3 tags
1 tag
4 tags
6 tags
3 tags
2 tags
I’m crazy pissed off right now at my twin so I’m making an angry “very important blogging” because I GODDAMN SAID SO! UGH!
Anyway, my twin got engaged to her girlfriend like two weeks ago. I found out through Facebook. She didn’t call or text me or respond to me back on Facebook to tell me until just now. Why now, you ask? Because she went to a friend of her’s...
1 tag
ranchdressingroom:
When I think about books I touch my shelf.
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
I’m wearing an orange shirt with the Wheaties logo on it and as I walked through the living room, my grandma called me Mr. Wheaties.
It’s an odd feeling when your own grandmother, whom you’ve lived with your entire life, mistakes you for a dude.
1 tag
1 tag
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
1 tag
3 tags
“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
4 tags
I’m hungry but people are downstairs talking boisterously and I just want to get food and be left alone but if I show myself then they will acknowledge me and I don’t want that, I just want food. :(
I woke up today and my mom loudly proclaimed “I’M GETTING YOU VITAMINS! YOU DON’T EAT RIGHT! VITAMINS!” Then when she came back from the store with the vitamins,...
1 tag
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
2 tags
So I decided to try out this MapCrunch game, to see what it was like and what all the hype was about.
I ended up in Zurich, Switzerland, and then somehow found myself in their zoo. Don’t ask me why it was pertinent that Google be allowed to drive around the Zurich zoo, but whatever, it allowed me to find some very… interesting signs. (Of note, all blurring of faces is Google’s...
3 tags
1 tag
I like being alone.
anthologia:
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being...
2 tags
moderndaydame:
i swear to god though if artie doesn’t have some kind of post traumatic episode over a major car accident happening I QUIT
2 tags
2 tags
doodles357:
As if he isn’t suffering enough, he’s got Blaine singing in the background.
2 tags
1 tag
I would pay any amount of money to have someone come snuggle me until I’m not sick anymore.
I mean, yea, it’s probably just a 24 hour bug, but still. I feel gross. Cuddles would probably help.
Also, did I have to get sick on such a beautiful sunny day? Now I feel guilty about wanting to sleep all day. Thanks weather/sick bug.
^Literally me right now.
1 tag
2 tags
bffewylion replied to your post: I have this sweater; it’s navy blue and has short…
one of the pieces of my high school uniform was a navy sweater with a zipper in the front. but it was ugly and i looked like a potato sack.
And in a land far, far away, there lived an anthropomorphic potato sack. But this potato sack wasn’t a potato sack at all! It was actually a really cool person...
2 tags
4 tags
1 tag
I have this sweater; it’s navy blue and has short a zipper at the neck. I really like it because it’s soft, warm, fits me really well, and I got it really cheap at an outlet mall of a store that’s normally pretty expensive. The thing is though, every single time I wear it, I feel like I’m a dad out of a sitcom that has to go pick up the kids from soccer or something; to me,...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
